Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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