New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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