from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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