How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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