are you still at the devil's house?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Randomize
