you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he was CRYING into my vagina
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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