There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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