Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
