You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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