you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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