How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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