Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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