Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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