he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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