Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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