Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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