Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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