Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Come on in and take your pants off
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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