I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My dick has a subreddit
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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