We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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