I wish I could teleport
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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