# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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