from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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