Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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