Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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