i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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