I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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