i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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