I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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