i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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