I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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