Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
