This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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