i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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