ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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