Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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