You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Porn is love you can see.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
pop tarts are not kleenex
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
