Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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