You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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