I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
