Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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