Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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