fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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