the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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