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say what?
wanna hang out?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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