she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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