Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize