you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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