So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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