How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Randomize