i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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