All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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