I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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