Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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