Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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