i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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